Bike workshop

Complete this thought:
Now that the winter holidays are over, I wish...

that I could take a bicycle building class and build my own hybrid bike.  I would have a basket on the front, wide enough tires to pass over any terrain,  handmade fenders to protect me from being “skunked” by mud, and enough gears that hills wouldn’t fill me with dread.  Then I would buy all the winter gear I needed to ride that new bike throughout the winter.   When admirers ask me “Hey, where did you buy that bike?” I would puff out my chest and say, “Oh, I built it myself.”