Wednesday, February 16, 2011

It's 2011. Cell phone networks are 4G; razors have five blades; and Starbucks is introducing a 31-ounce drink. What will be "upgraded" next?


All upgrades will reach the limit.  In order to upgrade, you will have to downgrade.  People will start buying retro cell phones that only dial six of the seven digits in a number before the battery dies. Plastic surgery will be so “yesterday”, wrinkles and the ability to smile without looking like the Joker will announce to the world that Botox is over.  Living in a 400 square foot home with two kids and three Labradors will be tres chic.  No one will carry around water bottles that hold a gallon of liquid.  Instead, it will be all the rage to risk your life by sipping from public water fountains. 


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