Here's Your Sign!

I love this sign, precisely because it reminds me to do the exact opposite of what it says.

“NO Wading, NO Swimming, NO Trespassing.”

I have found that wading, swimming and trespassing are all quite satisfying.

I’d like to see the following sign posted instead:

To make your experience more enjoyable, feel free to:
Wade
Swim
Trespass
Clean up after you are finished.